The Goldman Sachs Elevator Guide To Flying Like a Pro

Diskussion i 'Övrigt' startad av Agö, 24 Juni 2014.

  1. Agö

    Agö Medlem

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    Smuffe, Martin Persson och johhenrik gillar detta.
  2. ChabbeT

    ChabbeT Medlem

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    The easiest way to figure out if a girl is marriage material is if she brings a hair dryer in her suitcase. You know she’s never seen the inside of a Four Seasons.

    Hahaha påminner mig om en vän
     
  3. agehall

    agehall Medlem

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  4. Christian R

    Christian R DYKWIA

    Altid masser af politisk ukorrekte guldkorn fra GSElevator! Tak fordi du hjalp mig med at genopdage den twitterkonto Agö :)
     
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  5. jth

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    Många roliga saker på den listan som jag faktiskt själv har funderat på! Men jag skulle absolut ta en selfie i first class, det får se hur orutinerat ut det vill :)
     
  6. Olsson91

    Olsson91 Medlem

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    Hittade en rolig sida som fick mig att skratta lite. Så va tycker ni om reglerna ? :p


    • Don't fly an airline where your checked bags might cost more than your seat.
    • No first class selfies.
    • Only use Frequent Flyer miles for upgrades or international flights. Using 60,000 miles to get to Philly is like throwing a bag of kittens in a river.
    • If they have Wi-Fi, don’t use it. You’ll end up doing exactly what you do at your desk. Watch a movie. Read a book. Tune out and shut off.
    • If you have checked baggage, when you land, stop at a bar and have a drink on your way to baggage claim.
    • Unless you are flying first class international, never eat the food, period.
    • If the flight is less than four hours and you have to relieve your bowels, then you are an idiot.
    • If you get stuck with a middle seat, take the next flight.
    • If you are afraid of flying, listen to Britney Spears on takeoff. You’ll be fine; no one is destined to die like that.
    • If you bring a favorite pillow from home, and sit next to me, I'm assuming you were in an episode of ‘Teen Mom’
    • Pre-gaming with Bloody Mary’s sounds awesome, but the sodium is a killer at high altitude.
    • Be nice to the stewardess; she got drunk and passed out at the Midway Hotel in Newark last night.
    • Take advantage of the #1 rule of air travel: no matter what time it is, it’s always acceptable to drink.
    • If there is a male steward, always keep your seat belt buckled. You don't want him with his hands in your lap when you are passed out before landing.
    • I already have enough friends, don’t f*cking talk to me. And I don’t want your business card either.
    • Unless it’s to a remote island, the word “Connection” should not appear on your itinerary.
    • Have the stewardess fill up the water glass with wine too, or just ask her for two glasses. You’ll be doing her a favor.
    • Never drive yourself to the airport when your flight is over two hours. Odds are, you'll be getting off the return flight smashed.
    • When flying internationally, befriend one of the male stewards. They know the best clubs and how to get drugs.
    • When you squeeze by me, don’t give me “the ass” or “the crouch”; just don’t get up. If you must, allow me time to move into the aisle to make way for you.
    • Louis Vuitton in Economy class. No matter how you look at it, your priorities are screwed up.
    • The easiest way to figure out if a girl is marriage material is if she brings a hair dryer in her suitcase. You know she’s never seen the inside of a Four Seasons.
    • Don’t ever Facebook check-in at a lounge. Willy Loman would get lounge access today.
    • Sorry HTO, ACK, and MVY, if it’s got propellers, it doesn’t count as a private plane.
    • Spare change should never be the reason for holding up the security line.
    • The exit row is first class for poor people.
    • No one knows this, but if you wear dark, pleated, and cuffed slacks with a golf shirt, you drink for free. (There can be no other explanation for this airport fashion phenomenon.)
    • Don’t ask me to switch seats with you, unless you are offering me a better seat.
    • Don’t leave home without your (prescription) Ciprofloxacin… and Ambien, Xanax, and Klonopin.


    Read more: Goldman Sachs Elevator Guide To Flying - Business Insider
     
  7. Agö

    Agö Medlem

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